Monday, November 27, 2006
Oh, no she dih-nt
Pamela Anderson Lee Rock filed for divorce from Kid today. That's it. The world is ending. THe institution of marriage is completely destroyed (see blog from 11/13). And Pamela, when you find a man with the last name Rock--you KEEP him. Rock sounds uber cool tacked onto anyone's name. Oprah Rock. Sinead O'Rock. Jet Li Rock. It even makes Clay Aiken sound macho. Clay Rock... Okay, yeah, nevermind.
I gotta run and turn on the news. Gotta make sure George and Barbara are still together.